I can’t remember the last time I stepped foot in a mall. And I don’t plan to until everyone is vaccinated. But even before the pandemic, malls were on the decline. The regular malls near me had plenty of closed stores in 2019 and I can’t imagine what 2020 has done to them. I picture some Mad Max situations within these dead malls where the only law is violence and the only currency is fists…and gift cards.

I also live near a big mall, The King of Prussia Mall, which sounds weird but King of Prussia is a real city outside of Philadelphia. I don’t know why it’s called King of Prussia. I’d prefer if it were called The Kingdom of Prussia, because it’s not a person…it’s a place. It’s like calling The North Pole, Queen of Scotland.

Anyway, The King of Prussia Mall is (kinda) the largest mall in the country. It’s easy to get lost inside. There are loops and circles and two Santa Clauses (one near the ritzy, “May I Help You, Sir?” stores, the other in the “Everything Smells Like Fried Soap” section.) This mall is home to the nearest Lego store. It’s where I got Lego pieces to construct the background I used in the first Lego calendar blog.

I miss those little adventures to the BIG mall. There was always a sense of excitement and stress, like an amusement park filled with bees. People were happy, angry, frustrated, friendly, evil, helpful and tired all at the same time. You could spend the entire day people-watching and never see two identical emotions.

I never really thought of the mall much. It’s an experience I took for granted before the pandemic. If the BIG mall survives (and I think out of all the malls, this one will), I’m excited to visit it next year and buy something stupid and a pretzel.

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Here’s what I don’t understand about The Princess Switch: Switched Again on Netflix: If the lookalike cousin’s plan was to impersonate the princess in order to transfer money to a secret account, and only has a small window of opportunity to do this, and it’s Christmas Eve, then surely any financial transaction conducted that evening wouldn’t be processed for at least 1 business day. And Christmas is NOT a business day. Thus, assuming she can even access the accounts and transfer the money, the funds would not be available for at least 24 hours, probably longer considering it’s a substantial transaction. Maybe as much as ten days! And by then, surely the real Princess would be found, the truth revealed, an international investigation would commence and any iffy transactions would be voided until it all gets sorted.

Also, why doesn’t the Prince realize the Princess was really his wife when he confessed his romantic challenges? Just because she was wearing blue jeans? Is that how he identifies his wife? Via pants?

That’s how toddlers find their mom at the store.

Hopefully this calendar will provide some much needed answers regarding The Princess Switch: Switched Again.

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The calendar has been wrapped. The secrets and spoilers on the box are now hidden from my hungry eyes. And look at this year’s playmat! (Sorry for the blurry pic. I was too excited to stand still.)

Roads, runways, railways and a helicopter pad?

Gonna be a good month.

Robot Snowman assumed the H stood for Hero. And so he took the spot for himself. Let him have this.

Let’s discover today’s objet d’art!
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Hello and welcome to the 10th Lego Advent Calendar Blog!

Ten!

One, Zero!

That’s a lot of Lego. Not really. These calendars are notoriously stingy with pieces. And the word “stingy” looks like it should be pronounced “sting-ee.” Like what a bee is. Sting-y. Whoa-boy, this blog is off the rails already. Sorry. I’m a little rusty. Take it from the top!

Hello! Behold the 10th Lego Advent Calendar!

While this year has been incredibly sting-y, there is still hope. We can still turn it around. How do you end a year filled with fear and tragedy? With tiny specks of plastic. If this doesn’t work, nothing will.

Am I putting too much pressure on the 2020 Lego Advent Calendar? Eh. Not really

Truthfully, I don’t care what’s behind these 24 mysterious cardboard doors of suspense. I just want something to distract me for the next month, something light and airy. Something…clear.

If this is your first time reading my Lego Advent Calendar Blog, you must first be initiated (hazed) into this evil cult by reading the previous 10 years of Lego blogs. That should take you about an hour.

Get started…

Year One
Year Two
Year Three – The bad time.
Year Four
Year Five
Year Six
Year Seven – Playmobil a’hoy!
Year Eight
Year Nine

Now it’s time for the big bad 10th toy calendar of my life! Continue reading →