Book Review: Supergods, by Grant Morrison


If you read only eighteen books about narrative structure and the history of comic books and culture, then Supergods: What Masked Vigilantes, Miraculous Mutants, and a Sun God from Smallville Can Teach Us About Being Human, by Grant Morrison should be one of them. It’s the best non-fiction book I’ve read in a long time and I loved every word.

I shy away from non-fiction most of the time. I don’t trust it. Biographies and autobiographies are rife with exaggeration and flat-out lies. Books about the economy, self-improvement, society, cows, etc. are all biased, and filled with hyperbole and more lies. And generally speaking, non-fiction books are bloated with fluffy chapters that are there only to make the book seem more booky.

I prefer my non-fiction in magazine form. Having worked in the magazine business, I know that even glossy pop culture rags must go through a fact-checking process (unless it’s a tabloid), and magazine articles must conform to size restrictions, which means so long to all the fluff.

But Grant Morrison’s book was something that rose above my distaste for non-fiction. First, it’s written by one of the most respected comic book writers, so he knows what he’s talking about. Morrison certainly deserves his seat at the genius table alongside Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Frank Miller. He’s well known for his stories that play with the concept of comic books. If he’s famous for anything, it’s for an issue of Animal Man in which the hero looked over his shoulder, directly into the reader’s eyes, and said, “I can see you!”

Trippy, right?

Morrison is also crazy. He practices magic (not the Harry Potter stuff), admits to dabbling in psychotropic drugs, met the ghost of John Lennon, and wrote himself into his own fiction.

His abstract mind, coupled with a kinetic writing style, made this book a wild ride, something I rarely experience when reading non-fiction.

So what’s the book about?

Morrison runs through the history of comic books, from the first appearance of Superman to this summer’s blockbuster superhero movies. He explains the impact comic books had on culture, and vice versa. He explores the relationship between superheroes and the divine. And he details his own rise to fame, from a kid in a punk band to one of the highest paid writers of any medium.

Morrison is cocky, but he’s talking about his own industry of which he is a master, so if he doesn’t have a right to sound cocky, who does? The hyperbole and bias that I dislike in other non-fiction books, I loved here. I think it has to do with the author and his hyper, brainy writing style.

Speaking of bias, he’s clearly wearing a Team DC shirt. He writes about both major comic publishers, DC and Marvel, but whereas Batman and the Flash are discussed at length, the X-Men and Spider-Man are given only a few paragraphs.

And even some DC characters and writers are neglected. His discussion of the 80’s and 90’s is fascinating, though he glosses over Neil Gaiman too swiftly for my taste and Garth Ennis is mentioned only once. That’s a crime.

But these choices don’t deter from a fascinating account of the superhero world. Towards the end of the book, Morrison goes off on a few tangents, including a chapter-length account of an out-of-body experience he had in Africa, an experience wherein he rose above our three dimensional world and conferred with higher beings – an experience he denies was the result of drugs.

Trippy stuff, right?

If such tangents are not your cup of tea, you won’t like the book. But I found his asides and psychedelic insight entertaining and intriguing. I don’t believe for a minute that he actually met ancient aliens and transcended time, and I’d bet all my fingers that his “enlightenment” was the result of heavy drug use, but I still loved these tangents.

What I enjoyed most were Morrison’s ideas regarding storytelling. He believes stories are an infinite reality beneath our own, that Huck Finn and Captain Ahab are as real as raisins. He also imagines our world as a fiction for higher lifeforms.

Trippy stuff, right?

I’m not sure I buy into all, or any, of his ficto-science chatter. But it’s damn fun to read and think about. Weeks after finishing the book, I still find myself dreaming about his ideas.

Read this book. Read it hard!

Lego and Gourds: Photos of Saturday

How was your Saturday? Neat! Here’s how I spent the wondrous day.

1. Lego

Until thirteen months ago, my interest in Lego equaled my interest in Kevin Costner movies – I found them to be mostly adequate but hardly noteworthy. That all changed when I opened my first Lego Advent calendar last December. Lego is pure, stupid fun. My respect for the product has grown, and if Kevin Costner is reading this, perhaps making a Costner Advent Calendar would change my opinion of you too.

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Monster of the Day #58: Foot Turkey

Name: Foot Turkey

Powers: Eater of joy; drinker of tears.

Weaknesses: Hand turkeys, kindergarten teachers who hate creativity, lava, socks.

Origin: The devil traced his foot.

Rules: The Foot Turkey deceives.

Description: It looks like a hand turkey, but more footish and less colorful.

Last Seen: Standing outside of Whole Foods, hitting on a boob turkey.

In a Small Room on a Warm October Day, Dan Bergstein Writes This Sentence

There seems to be only three ways to start a magazine feature story. They all begin the same. And if you combine the first sentences from articles in any issue of Rolling Stone, you can create a weird, nightmarish tale. Here’s an example. Each sentence comes from the first line of an article in the October 13, 2011 issue of Rolling Stone.

It’s near midnight, and I’m holed up in a rickety hotel in Proserpine, a whistle-stop town on the north-east coast of Australia.

On a leafy corner lot in L.A.’s Laurel Canyon, in a three-bedroom house that used to belong to Rob Lowe, Tom Morello is showing off the Marshall amp he’s used for 22 years.

“You have to feel it,” Lou Reed says with a hard look at Metallica singer-guitarist James Hetfield. Five hours before Blink-182 take the stage in Saratoga Springs, New York, drummer Travis Barker is stuffing his face with broccoli and fake meat in his dressing room. A few days before his 85th birthday, Tony Bennett stands next to Lady Gaga in a midtown New York studio, working up a duet on Rodgers and Hart’s “The Lady Is a Tramp.”

Wrapped in a hotel bathrobe and sipping red wine, Leslie Feist brandishes a tiger finger puppet and makes it say, “Hi, I am Fraulein Forever Jet-Lagged!”

In Capitol Records’ giant Studio A in Los Angeles this summer, the surviving members of the Beach Boys – Brian Wilson, Mike Love, Al Jardine, and Bruce Johnston- gathered around a microphone and, for the first time in two decades, harmonized on a track.

Peter Gabriel set a strict rule for his 2010 world tour: no guitars or drums.

The End

Monster of the Day #56: Nathan Dumpty

Name: Nathan Dumpty

Powers: Very strong. Very round.

Weaknesses: Walls. Great falls.

Origin: Nathan’s mother died during childbirth and his father, Humpty, was killed in a tragic wall accident years ago. Nathan was taken to an orphanage but soon escaped. Little is known of his teenage years, though legend says he traveled the globe learning martial arts and studying ancient, forbidden mysticism. He returned to seek revenge, to harm the king’s men and horses who failed to help his father. Lurking in the shadows, huddled in the rain, he waits. He waits.

Rules: Do not paint him.

Description: He is a large egg.

Last Seen: Tossing a single rose on his father’s grave and whispering, “Soon.”

The Birth of a Beard


On October 1st, 2011, my new beard was born. Tonight I shaved for the last time this year, and will not shave again until Spring. My winter beard is nothing more than an abstract concept at this point, and yet I feel its power within my face. It’s there. And it’s glorious.

I’m a slow beard grower – it takes about a month before the beard graduates from the sad stubble stage. Please be patient. In the meantime, I’m looking for a good beard name. Last year’s beard was named Riley, may he rest in peace. This year, I’m thinking something more Germanic. Or maybe Polynesian.

Thoughts?

Thank you for your continued support.

Lego Contest Winner!

We have a winner! Nancy G. answered all questions correctly and was selected using a random number generator. Congrats Nancy! Hope you enjoy the calendar as much as I will.

If you didn’t win, you are horrible and should feel bad about life. But you can still buy the Lego calendar and experience the fun along with Nancy and me this December. And I may even invite some guest bloggers to help me out this advent season. More on that later.

Here are the correct answers to the questions:

1. On the final list of Lego items, what item did I rank sixth overall?
Cynthia

2. What is Sword Boy’s full name?
Sword Boy Goat

3. The Christmas character Tootles has a catchphrase. What is the catchphrase and which celebrity do I want to play Tootles in the movie?
“Yee-haw! Let’s eat some biscuits!” and Tootles will be voiced by Andy Richter.

4. What does the Dairy Elf have instead of arms?
Tentacles (Also accepted “Moldy Spaghetti” because my art skills are lacking.)

5. Sword Boy stood on the werewolf. Why did he do this?
He’s crying out for attention

6. What two items does Thaddeus (probably) keep in his briefcase?
Storm data and very tiny storms. (Would have also accepted “germs and molecules of air.”)

7. What name appeared third on Santa’s nice list?
Billthew

8. What did Sword Boy turn into after using a magical mystery item?
Ducks

9. Beneath the Christmas tree in my room last year, a certain celebrity was dressed as Santa. Who is the celebrity?

Tom Hanks

10. What superhero does Cat Girl turn into?

Hidden Dragon, the Samurai Girl.

Thanks for playing!