What the…? No. No! Is it? What? What the hell?

Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! No way!

Oh-My-God!
Oh-My-God!
Oh-My-God!

No!

Freaking!

Way!

HahahahahahahahAHHhAHhhahahhhaa!

What the hell? What the freaking hell is going on? Hahahahahahaahahahahaha! Today’s item (giggle) is…

NAKED SHOWER SANTA?!?!?!

Hahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

NO WAY!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

He has a brush! And an extra brush!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! He’s wearing a damn thong!

Oh man!

Day 18 Rating: A billion out of 4.

Tune in tomorrow after I compose myself. And I’ll be sure to pick a winner from yesterday’s caption contest. I promise. But right now? HAhahahahaaHAHHAAHhHAHHAhhAHAHHa!