Wow! Just…wow! Yesterday was a bummer. Not only did I get a dumb sofa from the calendar, but if you read my recent Twilight blog you know how difficult a day it truly was here at Dan Bergstein Industries. “Giving up all hope” was on today’s To-Do list, right after, “Moisturize your hands because this dry weather is no joke.”

The Lego Gods must have heard my deep, dark thoughts and blessed me, and all those with a Lego Advent Calendar, with an item of such greatness that I’ve already planned to buy 100 Lego Calendars next year in hopes that they too will contain such a wondrous, dare I say provocative, item.

What could it be? Look below, gentle reader.

It’s a Shower!

It’s a Teleporter!

It’s a Teleportation Shower!

It’s a Street Lamp With Science Powers!

It’s Alien Technology and a Shower!

It’s an Adult Movie Film Set!

It’s…I don’t care what it is. I love it!

My first reaction upon seeing the illustration was, “There’s no way that’s a Lego Shower.” Why would they give me a Lego Shower? According to the included play mat, these items are all meant to go into a living room setting. (A living room with giant train tracks, but a living room nonetheless.) How many showers are in your living room? If the answer is more than zero, you are a very sexy person.

The red and blue knobs further indicate some sort of faucet activity, so I’m pretty sure it’s a shower. Unless…those knobs are for the purposes of teleportation!

There’s only one way to find out. Sword Boy, hop on in. You’re about to be ‘ported.

Hmm. Now I have ducks.

Day 17 Rating: 9 out of 4 (Points added for being a shower/teleporter/duck creator.) This may be the greatest Lego item of them all.

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