Name: Foot Turkey

Powers: Eater of joy; drinker of tears.

Weaknesses: Hand turkeys, kindergarten teachers who hate creativity, lava, socks.

Origin: The devil traced his foot.

Rules: The Foot Turkey deceives.

Description: It looks like a hand turkey, but more footish and less colorful.

Last Seen: Standing outside of Whole Foods, hitting on a boob turkey.