I rode my bike to the store to get a sandwich. On the way, I noticed a broken down car in the middle of a busy road. I asked if the driver needed help pushing the car and he said “Yes, please!” While he steered, I pushed the car into a nearby parking lot. Before he could thank me, I vanished on my bike. Batman style.

I’m not the hero my city deserves. I’m the hero my city needs.

[Dan perches himself on the roof, hunting for crime.]