Monster of the Day #9: The Hork

Name: The Hork

Powers: The Hork can swallow an entire horse, or a horse-sized cow.

Weaknesses: None…not even lava.

Origin: Unknown. Possibly a deformed giant duck or hairless, bear-like slug.

Rules: The Hork will kill you even on your birthday. The Hork has no concept of money.

Description: The Hork is roughly the size of a van or very, very small airplane. It slides on a thin layer of mucus and smells like giraffe blood.