Name: The Eye Fairy

Real Name: Holly Babbits

Powers: The Eye Fairy can fly for up to 8 miles (10 miles on windy days). She wields the mythical Pliers of Gath, a legendary weapon which can rip out a person’s eyeballs. Regular pliers would work too, but the Pliers of Gath are indestructible and smell like coconut.

Weaknesses: Locked windows. Whips made of fire. Her own reflection. Regular whips. Lava. Bees. The reflection of Selena Gomez.

Origin: The Eye Fairy is the Tooth Fairy’s cousin. She is also related to the Tongue Fairy. She is not related to the Lung Gnome, though they dated for a few weeks in the 90’s. She used to babysit for the Spleen Fairy. And when the Knee Fairy married the Spine Fairy, she went to the the wedding despite only knowing these two through work and hardly considered them friends.

Rules: The prudish Eye Fairy steals the eyes of those who gaze upon inappropriate websites.

Description: She wears a gown made of seahorse skin. Attached to her enchanted belt made of unicorn hair is a soggy bag filled with eyes.