Is the singer of “The 12 Days of Christmas” bragging, or is he/she being sarcastic?

Does the person really dig all those birds and drummers? Or is it more like, “You gotta hear this, man! My girl is crazy! I’m here, like: How about a skateboard? And she’s all like…BAM….take these turtle doves. Crazy, right?”

What if the song is one big stand-up routine?

Moving on to the world of Lego, today we find…

A Chef!

Sorry for the terrible (dramatic?) light. These pictures were taken at 6 a.m. this morning and the sun was cranky.

The Chef coms with a tray of cookies and a hat and sweater that I’d actually wear if it were my size — but still made of plastic.

His name is Chef Bradley Mooman. (Not Moonman. Mooman…like a the word “Cowboy,” but better.)

The Lego Gnomes must work for him, helping make the cookies.

Because it was dark in my house, I had to take Bradley outside.

He was looking for inspiration, for meaning, for truth. Like all arrogant chefs, he had to explore the world to find his place in it. He went searching for answers.

But he found dragons.

He then invited the dragon to Dunkin Donuts because it’s Christmas.

(And yes, if you saw an adult taking pictures of Legos and dragons at Dunkin Donuts today, it was probably me.)

Day 17 Rating: 4.6 out of 5 (Points added for the moustache!)

See you tomorrow!

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