If you want some sweet, sweet Power Pencils, and you need it by Christmas, today is your last day to order!

If you’d rather have a bucket of stale popcorn, I’m sure there are other retailers who can accommodate your sad, pathetic needs.

In today’s calendar, we get…

Toy Truck!

That’s pleasant. What a pleasant, adequate truck.

It comes with a ramp or a mound of dirt for launching this truck into orbit.

Not a whole lot to say about this. It’s very trucky. It’s certainly not a bike or a jar of bees.

The Lego Gnomes can use it to navigate through this crazy world.

VK9000 the Christmas Song Robot composed a song about this truck called “Winter on the Mantle” and it went exactly like this:

It’s winter on my mantle
And the trees are snowed with snow
It’s winter on my mantle
The trucks with headlights glow

It’s winter on my mantle
The truck is good to steer
It’s winter on my mantle
I will miss you…this year

The song made everyone cry, except Walter the Poet Snowman who shouted, “You all live a false life!” But playing with the truck helped soothe his angry, poetic soul.

Quincy rammed the cupcake cart into the truck. Their mom didn’t care because I think she’s high on sugar and lactose. (And drugs.)

Day 18 Rating: 2.9 out of 5 (Points deducted for the lack of wow factor and flavor.)

See you tomorrow!

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