Some say “Baby It’s Cold Outside” should be banned because it promotes dangerous, aggressive male behavior towards women.

Some say the song is a classic and banning the song is taking things too far.

Where do I land on the “Baby It’s Cold Ouutside” debate?

I hate that song. Ban it, but not for the social issues. Ban it because it’s a terrible song. Throw a goat at a piano and you’d get better music. And lyrically it sounds as though it were written by a budget-version of Dr. Seuss named Mr. Deuss.

This isn’t the first time I discussed the song, and it won’t be the last. I mentioned it here only because everyone is talking about it now and I feel the need to remind the world that the song is terrible for a wide variety of reasons and not just for the #MeToo implications.

Let’s Lego!

Today I was gifted with…

A Car!

Okay. That’s cool. It has wheels. And a spoiler on the back. And it’s red. Not bad at all, really.

Sadly, Quincy’s pathetic, insignificant, worthless arms can’t reach the steering wheel properly. All he can do is push the accelerator and let Jesus take the wheel.

The true star of this item is the spoiler, which Robot Snowman admired.

Robot Snowman then shouted, “Spoiler alert! Bruce Willis is a ghost in Fight Club!” (Robot Snowman has never actually seen a movie or read a book, and only has cursory knowledge of what a “spoiler alert” is, but let him have his fun.)

Quincy didn’t laugh at Robot Snowman’s spoiler alert, so Robot Snowman shouted, “Spoiler alert! Bruce Willis is the dad on This Is Us!”

Quincy had no idea what that meant. Nor do I.

Quincy realized he could use the spoiler as a hand-snowboard.

“Spoiler alert,” shouted Robot Snowman. “Bruce Willis killed Dumbledore!”

Day 3 Rating: 3.7 out of 5 (Points deducted for not including an extra spoiler.)

See you tomorrow!

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