We’re already at the halfway point? WHAT THE HELL?!

The last 12 days before Christmas move at such breakneck speeds that if you listen closely, you can hear the Earth spinning faster and faster. Hold on to something.

And on the 12th day of Advent, Lego gave to me…

Luke’s Speeder!

I know what this is! I know what this is! It’s Luke’s Speeder!

And it looks pretty great. The rear turbo booster even rotates up and down so you can fly higher! Love it.

The guys love it too. Hank quickly claimed it for himself despite Huck screaming, “Mine!” Hank’s rebuttal was simply, “Nuh-uh” and that should hold up in the courts.

After hours of playing spaceships, the guys were exhausted. That’s when Vance, once again, started asking the tough questions.

VANCE: If our existence happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, then to us, futuristic science fiction stories would be about people living on Earth and just hanging out eating pizza and watching Netflix. And in our sci-fi stories, there would be a man who writes science fiction movies and he creates us. He is our God. So George Lucas, our God, doesn’t even exist yet, and only exists in our world’s futuristic science fiction. We are the products of our future’s fiction, yet exist in the past. Time is a flat circle.
HUCK: Yeah, and if Seth Rogen was in these movies, he would be Sith Rogen! Ha! I just thought of that.
HANK: That’s not much of a joke, Huck.
HUCK: You’re not much of a joke!
HANK: Thank you.
HUCK: No…that’s not what I meant! I mean…shut up!
VANCE: And what’s Yoda’s last name?

Day 12 Rating: 3.3 out of 5 (Points added because I know what it is!)

Avengers Calendar Day 12

Hulk Hand.

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