First, have you seen the trailer for the new Mad Max movie? I’m as tired of sequels and reboots as you are, but this looks crazy-great-weird-good.
If you haven’t seen any of the Mad Max movies, finish reading this article, buy some Power Pencils, and then go see The Road Warrior. It’s one of the best action movies, and laughs in the face of crap like The Fast and the Furious 8: Beep Beep.
And now let’s find out what’s hiding in the Lego calendar today…
It’s a Tie Fighter Pilot!
I like him. I like his helmet.
However, there is a noticeable weak spot on his back.
The helmet doesn’t cover his entire head, leaving his neck open to the cold and lasers. That’s just poor military design.
But you can turn the helmet around to make a weird, backwards helmet. So there’s that.
And his face is…
Whoa.
Huck has an evil twin! An the evil twin’s name is…Hank! Hank Sunrunner!
Huck and Hank! They don’t get along. (Vance loves watching family drama unfold.)
While Huck likes sports and cheap beer, Hank enjoys science and fine wine. Huck’s favorite movie is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Hank’s favorite movie is The Grand Budapest Hotel. Huck likes hot dogs. Hank only eats food that he grows himself. Huck likes The Foo Fighters. Hank listens only to jazz and underground bluegrass music.
The meeting was tense.
HUCK: Hey bro.
HANK: Greetings.
HUCK: You missed Thanksgiving.
HANK: I was busy…in Spain.
HUCK: You still workin’ on writing that play about war?
HANK: It’s not a play, Huck. It’s an experience.
HUCK: You still working on that “experience.”
HANK: Shut up. I know you don’t really care.
HUCK: ‘Cause you’re about to “experience” my fist on your face!
Then they tried to reconcile the only way Lego folk can…by trading hats.
Warren, who cannot wear hats, pretended he hurt his knee. Let him cry. He only wants attention. He’ll tire himself out. Also, he’s not really allergic to bees. He just says that. Warren is odd.
Day 11 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 (Points deducted for having the same face as Huck.)
Avengers Calendar Day 11!
It’s Captain America. Whoopeeeeeeeee!
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