If you’re interested in ordering a Personalized Power Pencil (with your name or the name of someone worthy of amazing presents etched into it), the deadline for orders is today! Though I won’t get a chance to etch them until next week, so the REAL deadline is Monday December 8th. But that’s it. If you don’t get your order in by Monday, your holiday will be ruined.
Personalized Power Pencils look like this:
There is still time to order the holiday set of Power Pencils (all 7 Power Pencils plus a carrying case), but supplies are limited and going fast. You can also get the Stocking Stuffer set of 5 Wish Pencils! (Deadline for Christmas orders is December 16th.)
Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your Grandma who, unless she knows you want magic pencils, will give you another dumb set of smelly crap from Bath and Body Works — which despite smelling lovely cannot grant wishes or summon dragons.
Enough of the self-promotion. Let’s rip open a calendar!
Today’s item is…
A gun rack with guns and a helmet!
Oooh!
Those who have opened previous Star Wars calendars might find today’s treat lacking. It’s just a bunch of accesories. But this is my first Star Wars calendar. As such, I love today’s item!
Guns? And a helmet? And a cool transparent red piece? Thank you, Mr. Calendar!
The Star Wars calendar, thus far, is great! I find myself, a grown man with a beard and checking account, actually playing with the tiny pieces and making “Pew Pew” sounds when no one is looking.
Huck and Warren love their new accessories. Because of his hand arrangement and attitude, Warren can only hold the weapon “gangster style.”
And now they’re planning to save Christmas…Viper Style! (I’m bringing “Viper” back as a cool word. And I’m writing a screenplay called Viper Style: Advent Horizon about a robot and man who save Christmas in a very aggressive and heroic manner using style and laser blasts. It will be rated R for “strong violence” and “in-your-face attitude.” Coming soon!)
Day 5 Rating: 3.02 out of 5 (Points deducted because why wear a helmet when you already have a Santa hat?)
Avengers Calendar Day 5
It’s Iron Man! Who’s your favorite Avenger? Mine is Hulk. If your favorite is Iron Man and you’re opening a Marvel Advent Calendar, and you’d like to trade your Hulk pieces for Iron Men pieces, please visit me at the Starbucks. Come alone. No cops.
See you tomorrow.
Do you like aliteration. Check this out. Buy the Power Pencil Power Pack, Please. You get all seven Power Pencils: Desire, Dragon, Wisdom, Wrath, Necromancy, Ideas, and the brand new Winter Warrior pencil! Plus you’ll get a roll-up pencil case that I SEWED MYSELF!!! Order now!