You shouldn’t be reading this. I shouldn’t be writing it. We should all be getting everything done that needs to get done before Christmas. So let’s make this quick, and then I’ll meet you at the mall to finish our shopping. Then we’re getting Cinnabons!

Today’s item is…

Tiny jets!

I assume they’re remote controlled planes for Levi. That would explain his remote control.

The good news is Levi returned to us after having a jetpack adventure. He won’t go into details, but did say he kissed the sky and the sky kissed back.

Everyone wanted a turn using the remote controlled planes, but before Levi could share his new toys, Mickey, who has been drinking, grabbed one of the planes and said, “You don’t even know how to fly this thing, kid. You gotta understand wind velocity and air pressure and sky ghosts…” I don’t know what he meant.

Then he fell over. He didn’t get up for ten minutes. He just stayed there, mumbling something about his ex-wife and how he could have written a better Bridget Jones movie.

Day 19 Rating: 3.7 out of 5. (Points added because tiny remote controlled jets are what I want for Christmas!)

Later!