I make a Christmas card every year and send it out to the people who are lucky. Last year’s card, pictured below, looks like the poster for the new Joaquin Phoenix movie called Her. If Joaquin (which I pronounce as Jokin’) had a full beard and was sans shirt, I might take legal action.

Here’s a picture of the card…

And here’s the inside…

This year’s card is more of a think-piece. I’ll share it with you at another time.

Let’s rip open day 20 of the calendar!

It’s a thing!

Look at the diagram for a few hours and try to figure out what it is.

After examining the calendar’s playmat, I noticed the only area of the “world” that hasn’t been used by a Lego item is the icy pond. As such, I believe today’s thing is a toy boat.

But I’m sure your answer was more creative.

Yep, I’m 67% sure it’s a boat.

Donald, who has been drinking wanted to ride it. “I’m king of the world!” he yelled.

Then Mickey, who has been drinking, jumped on and sang, “Near…far….whoever you are, my heart will go on…like an ocean.”

Unrelated to the boat, I built a carrot cannon out of the race car thing and the carrots. Tah-dah.

Day 20 Rating: 2.9 out of 5 (Points deducted for the confusion and because it might not be a boat at all.)

See you tomorrow!