Name: Julia Roberts

Real Name: Bujl Rot, the demon of the mind. (Julia Roberts is an anagram for “Arise, Bujl Rot.”)

Powers: Award-winning actress. Consumes the flesh of her victims. She knows Tom Hanks. Will eradicate time and space.

Weaknesses: None. She is all-powerful. Nothing can stop her. Our only hope is to trap her in a block of ice and hope future generations will learn her weakness.

Origin: Using hypnotic gel, she convinced the world that she was a movie star. According to the prophecy, she will star in three more films and then lay her eggs inside the corpse of an elephant. And then the thousand years of blood shall begin.

Rules: During interviews, the reporter must ask, “What was it like working with Tom Hanks,” or else Bujl Rot will reveal her true self.

Description: Her blood is made of screams.