Name: The Celery Fiend

Powers: Can sneak tiny bits of celery into otherwise delicious food, thus ruining lives.

Weaknesses: Taste. Weaponized dogs. Magnesium. Magma (but not lava).

Origin: He was created by the devil himself to destroy the world by adding unnecessary celery to tuna and potato salad.

Rules: He eats elbows. He ends all of his e-mails with, “Sin-Celery Yours.”

Description: His laugh sounds like a waterfall hitting a bald man’s head.