Names: Dr. Slam & Stiltz

Real Names: Dr. Roger Slammington and Sarah Jones

Powers: Stiltz is a very tiny woman who uses her sharpened steel stilts to attack. Dr. Slam is her boyfriend. He’s good at science and knots.

Weaknesses: Dr. Slam has horrible depth perception. Stiltz has trouble converting kilometers into miles. Both are susceptible to earthquakes, lava, and pink lemonade. Stiltz is afraid of being eaten by a cat.

Origin: Dr. Slam used science to shrink his girlfriend. Then he gave her those stilts. It’s a pretty straightforward origin.

Rules: Stiltz will attack without provocation. Dr. Slam will attack anyone who says Kiss is a good band.

Description: Stiltz is the funny one.