We’re in the home stretch now, with just a few more days until it all comes crashing down on our heads like a shower of rocks.

Am I stressed? I don’t have time to answer that.

Am I worried about getting everything done? Please stop asking questions.

Will I ever finish Blogging Harry Potter? Come on, man. You know that’s not gonna happen due to corporate entities owning…ugh. Whatever. Don’t have time to get into this now. I love you, but I need to plow through this fast and get to the stores and try not to start a kick-fight with my lovely fellow shoppers.

Today we get…

Drilling Machine!

This boring truck is anything but boring! [Took me twenty-nine minutes to come up with that.]

It has a deadly bit on the end used for boring into the ground and making Elon Musk a tunnel to Narnia…or whatever the hell he wants that tunnel for.

It seems dangerous, because it is. You dig too deep, and you find hell and Balrogs.

There was an extra drill bit and Shirley is using it as a magic wand, but when her mom walks by, Shirley assures her mom it’s not a wand but a science rod.

The Lego Gnomes took over the drilling operation, and these little golden men are becoming my new best friends.

We now have enough digging equipment to get under the cardboard of this calendar and find treasure and dinosaur bones and Meg Ryan’s career!

Start digging! WE WILL SAVE YOU, MEG RYAN! Stay strong!

Day 20 Rating: 3 out of 5 (Points added for the death spike!)

See you tomorrow!

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