I haven’t seen a lot of new movies this year.
As such, it’s very difficult for me to make an honest Top 10 list for 2018.
Instead, here are my picks for the best movies of 2019!
1. Cheez-Its: Cheddar Chronicles Volume 1
2. Pop-Pop’s Flamethrower
3. Joel?
4. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 3: Paddington Unleashed
5. Pixar’s The Catcher in the Rye
6. The Conjuring vs. The Fast and Furious
7. Charlie Bit My Finger
8. Vegetable Fiddle
9. Goblin Chainsaw 9: Death Prom
10. Acoustic Indie Movie About Cold Weather and Choices
Trust me on Goblin Chainsaw. Trust me.
And now it’s time to find out what’s behind the 10th door of the Lego Advent Calendar! Any guesses? It’s…
Things!
What neat little…things.
After a few seconds of study, I believe these are goals for some sort of sport-ball game. Soccer, maybe?
Or, they are tiny models of government buildings. Red for conservatives and blue for liberals. EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL!
The problem with the goals is three-fold:
First, the ball doesn’t roll. It has a flat bottom.
Second, the ball cannot fit in the goals unless you melt the plastic or waste a birthday wish.
Third, I was hoping it was another robot.
Hardly the worst offering in a Lego Calendar, these little goals are adorable.
Timberly seemed to dig it. Good. I’m glad someone will get use out of these.
Walter the Snowman and VK9000 the Christmas Song Robot tried to settle their differences on the court. Since neither creature had feet, the game ended after 90 minutes with a thrilling 0-0 tie. Soccer fans screamed with joy. Normal people fell asleep and dreamed of basketball.
The two poets decided to use the goals as podiums for their great poetry debate.
WALTER: Christmas songs are not art!
VK9000: Yes they are!
WALTER: No!
VK9000: Yes!
Another 90-minute 0-0 tie.
Day 10 Rating: 2.999 out of 5 (Points added because I just had coffee and I’m feeling generous.)
See you tomorrow!
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