The 20 Unanswered Questions of The Force Awakens

Star_Wars_The_Force_AwakensThe Force Awakens is leaving many movie-watchers with questions about the story and the plot. Here are a few of the most burning questions from the movie.

SPOILER ALERT!

1. What if, the guy we thought was Han Solo, was really just Han Solo’s handmaiden decoy?

2. What happens if you ignite a light saber while holding it against Captain America’s shield?

3. Is Lando still mayor of Cloud City? Will the next movie be all about his re-election campaign?

4. After I bite him, will (can?) Chewbacca turn into a human when there’s a full moon?

5. Is Poe short for Poeseph?

6. Is Rey related to Jabba the Hutt?

7. Is BB-8 related to the Death Star? They’re both balls, so probably.

8. If you spell Rey’s name backwards, it’s Yer. Is that something?

9. Does Finn have the Force? Also, will his daughter be the villain in Episode XV?

10. Is Snoke a giant? Or does that chamber shrink whomever is in it?

11. What about a planet made of candy?!

12. Why is that AT-AT in the desert sleeping?

13. Is Lando really Snoke? Both have names that sound like snowboarding terms, so probably.

14. What about a lightsaber that’s, like, a whip? Can you do that?

15. Is Finn’s dad Yoda?

16. Where is Wedge? Is Wedge Rey’s father? Is Wedge still pissed that he never got a medal, and that’s why he turned into Snoke?

17. How does Luke eat? Does he now eat rocks and grass? Did he make that robe or did he order it? How many robes does he have? Does his robot-hand ever run out of power?

18. Do the red light sabers smell like cherry?

19. Will Kylo Ren redeem himself by sacrificing his life in order to save Rey? And after he dies, will Hayden Christensen play his ghost?

20. What’s the point of Stormtrooper armor?

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