Here’s what I don’t understand about Frosty the Snowman’s magic hat. If you put that hat on snow, the snow comes to life. What happens if you put it on a dead person? Surely there’s a zombie Christmas movie to made based on that idea. And I will sell you that idea for $510! Possible title: Frozty. (If you add a Z to something, it means zombie.) Possible actor to play Frozty: Michael Caine.

Today’s Lego is a great. Check it out!

It’s a Race Car Driver! And a…thing.

I’m naming him Zeus Butterfly.

He’s great. He has a visor and everything. But look at all these extra pieces!

And what the hell is this green thing supposed to be?

I’m not much of a racing fan, so perhaps this green horn thing is something typical of race car events.

Zeus got to work using the other pieces to make the Mega-Good Trophy.

I love Zeus and his wrench. I just wish I knew what the green horn thing was.

No one else knew either.

Trudy thought it was some sort of fire extinguisher.

Arthur thought it was a “beacon for the eternal cosmic flame which burns behind the moons of Neptune.”

Donald, who has been drinking, acted like a know-it-all and said, “That’s just a tuba for your eyes!” I don’t know what he meant.

Mickey, who has been drinking, suggested it was a “funnel for wind garbage.” I don’t know what he meant.

Then Mickey took Zeus’ helmet.

Then he started to headbutt Zeus while shouting, “Where’s your damn neckerchief, homeboy!”

Then Zeus whacked him in the face with a wrench.

Day 15 Rating: 4.4 out of 5 (Points added because Zeus is cool and the green horn thing is a mystery.)

What do you think the green horn thing is?

See you tomorrow!