It’s St. Nicholas Day, and you know what that means? I’m hoping you know what that means, because I don’t.

Yesterday’s item was a pretty great Baby Robot Snowgirl.

If today’s item is s-wordy, I wouldn’t be too upset. The calendar can’t offer up greatness everyday. Like they said in The Incredibles, “If everyone had superpowers, that means no one does.” (I’m paraphrasing, and it may not have been from The Incredibles. And that quote doesn’t even really apply to this calendar. Whatever. It’s late.)

Click to discover today’s item!

It’s another lady!

I’m naming her Annie-Ann.

Her sweater has more Christmas cheer than Rudolph’s snot. If you poured skim milk through her sweater, eggnog would come out the other side. It’s pretty great, and this calendar is already more Christmas-themed than last year’s sad box of crime.

Too bad Annie-Ann is kind of a brat. Annie-Ann is a superficial rich kid (I’ve decided based on nothing) and Nintendo hates spoiled princesses almost as much as she hates typos in Tweets, pants without pockets, and boredom.

Annie-Ann was walking around town telling everyone that her Christmas sweater cost $500, bragging about her autographed poster of Step-Up 3D, and claiming that her dad once met the guy who draws Garfield! Ugh. What a complete show-off!

That’s why Nintendo is using her magic ski poles to harm Annie-Ann and teach her a lesson.

Yep, she set her hair on fire. That’s what you get for being a brat!

Maybe these two will learn to be friends, but I doubt it.

Baby Robot Snowgirl tried to intervene, but she realized that Annie-Ann is an awful person, so she sided with Nintendo. Sure hope Annie-Ann doesn’t seek revenge….

Day 6 Rating: 8.4 out of 10. (Points added because the sweater is filled with enough Christmas spirit to melt a menorah!)

See you tomorrow!