Name: 80-year-old Anime Fan

Real Name: Fred

Powers: He has the power to wear up to 17 belts at one time. He also has the power to creep out anyone. Anyone!

Weaknesses: Mall security. Stairs. Anything that happens after 7 o’clock at night. People who “just don’t get it.”

Origin: At first everyone thought he was some sort of Benjamin Button man/child, but it turns out he just really digs Anime culture, particularly the erotic statues of young women kicking.

Rules: His bedroom is scary.

Description: He tends to make “hnnnn” noises without knowing it. Still not as scary as a Middle-Aged Twilight Fan.

Last Seen: Using his Social Security check to buy fingerless gloves and ridiculous boots that feature 14 buckles and 10 zippers.