Monster of the Day #42: Spumky the Pool Demon

Name: Spumky, the Pool Demon

Powers: Spumky is a patch of pool water that feels either slightly warmer or colder than the rest of the water. Upon contact with Spumky, you may become sick with a tongue rash, diarrhea, gonorrhea, pumpkin-rrhea, or spider-rrhea. The only known cure is true love and/or antibiotics.

Weaknesses: Ammonia, lava, the Elder Wand.

Origin: Pounds and pounds of invisible bacteria and filth float in every pool. When this filth is struck by lighting, it comes to life, and Spumky is born.

Rules: Don’t drink Spumky.

Description: Greenish-invisible.

Last Seen: Hanging out near the clump of hair and the floating Band Aid.