Name: The Ogre of the Lake

Powers: The beast is impossible to draw accurately. This is his main power. The beast is so horrible that any attempt to draw the creature will result in nothing but a crude stick figure rendering complete with friendly ice cream cone.

Weaknesses: True love. Friendship. Shotgun blast to the base of the skull.

Origin: Unknown.

Rules: He emerges from the lake during a full moon or when the Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld is on TV.

Description: His skin feels nothing like canvas so whoever told you that was lying.