2020 Lego Advent Calendar: Day Twenty-Two

It’s a dark winter night. The air is as sharp as needles. I’m on my eighth cup of coffee as I sit in my car waiting…and waiting. The radio crackles and cackles a Christmas song sung by a long-dead crooner. I wait. Merry Christmas? We’ll see.

The waiting is the job. The chasing? That’s the fun. It’s been two hours without a sign. But I know better than to give up. I check my watch. I check my pistol. I check my knife. It’s habit.

Then a flash of headlights. I hear the wet grumble of filthy street snow as the weighty van approaches. I stiffen. And then I relax. No good getting tight. You get tight, you get killed. That’s the rule.

The van stops. The driver steps out. I don’t know him. And if it all goes as planned, I never will. But sometimes the plan fades away in the fog of a discharged firearm. Not today. Today is a good day.

I see what I need to see. I see it all go down. I’ve seen enough. I start the engine. I drive away casually. No cause for alarm. I reach my favorite pay phone, the one at Reggie’s Diner where the food all tastes like nicotine and regret.

I send a dime into the phone. A woman’s voice answers on the first ring. This dame is frantic. I tell her to take a drink. I tell her to take a breath. And I tell her what I saw.

I saw the package. And her item has been received by the local post office. It should arrive tomorrow

It’s gonna be a merry Christmas…for someone.

And I go back out into the night. Another box to hunt. Another gift to spot.

I’m a package tracker.

It’s the job.

I don’t carry a badge. I carry scars. And a scanner.

Excerpt from my hard crime novel Death on a Doorstep: The Gavin Hurlock Files.

Anyway. Lego!

Today we get…

A lil’ boat.

It’s green. It fits nicely on the truck bed from yesterday.

It also came with more microphones. Now I have 175 microphones. Want one?

It’s a good lil’ boat. But it’s not my favorite boat this month.

PRAISE CHRISTMAS BOAT! OUR ONE TRUE GOD!

They prayed a merciful Christmas Boat would bring a good year and a good harvest.

The lil’ green boat is a good green vehicle. But it’s not my favorite green vehicle.

Battle Cat.

It’s He-Man’s mighty mount! Battle Cat was the Millenium Falcon of He-Man. And that sentence was so much fun to write, it felt like candy!

Battle Cat had armor pieces at one time but those have been lost before most of you were born.

I love Battle Cat. He’s no Christmas Boat, but he’s close. Damn close.

Day 22 Rating: 2.2 out of 5 (Points deducted for it is a false prophet!)

See you tomorrow!

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