I noticed a burning smell coming  from my car last week. I got a call from the mechanic this morning. The burning smell was caused by a dead animal (or part of a dead animal). He refused to go into detail. I pray it wasn’t a bald eagle or whale.

I hope your Monday morning was less disgusting.

The Lego calendar is here to cheer us all up! Today we find…

An Off-Road Vehicle!

It’s big and beefy and red, with four tiny clear pieces! I hope there are no dead animals slowly rotting and burning away under the hood making each trip to the grocery store a primitive parade of death, as the soul of an innocent creature is forever confined to a mechanical tomb. I’m so gonna get haunted by an animal ghost.

Anyway.

The off-roader came with 3 microphones!

The boys are more excited with yesterday’s stick and today’s microphones to pay attention to this mini-monster truck.

Bo-Bo is using the new microphone to interview people for his true crime podcast “Law and (Rec)Order.”

But all the good crimes have been covered by other podcasts. The only ones left to examine are minor offenses like shoplifting and the case of a snowman wrongfully accused of running an illegal archery parlor out of his basement.

Day 14 Rating: 2.3 out of 5 (Points deducted because there’s no place for the Lego people to sit inside of it.)

See you tomorrow!

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