As Disney buys up every media company, I’d like to state that I would never sell out Power Pencils to Disney. They cannot own my magic pencils or the wondrous instruction manuals that come with each pencil. Nope. I’m not in this for the money or the glory. I’m in this because I want to share magic pencils with a select few people. If EVERYONE had a magic pencil it would be a disaster — volcanoes spewing ice, dragons attacking time machines, everyone would have rocket bikes — it would be terrible.
As such, Power Pencils will remain an independent intellectual property created by me, myself and I. Disney could offer me $5,000 for the entire business, and I’d still say no! Not even for free tickets to Disney World or a real working lightsaber or even $6,000! Nope!
(However, if Disney would like to buy a few pencils for holiday presents, the shipping deadline for Christmas delivery is December 18th!)
Today the glorious calendar gives unto thee…
A Christmas Boat!
It’s not bad, not bad at all. I like the shipping containers. They make this feel less like a toy than a model Melvin would display in his room and when friends asked about it, he’d say, “Don’t touch that! It’s not a toy! It’s a model! Now let’s go steal one beer and five straws and get wasted!”
Delores, still sipping “cocoa” and wielding her magic wand, hopped on and said, “You know what your problem is? Disney has become the frozen dinner of entertainment, offering the things consumers think they want, but never challenging them with new flavors, new ideas and unorthodox stories. Therefore, it’s important to seek out entertainment that isn’t being shoved down our throats. Disney isn’t a bad thing, but please consider watching, reading and listening to the works of independent artists. Now, more than ever, we need originality and creativity if we’re ever to make sense of this thing we call society. Also, I’m a boat! Toot-toot!”
Day 14 Rating: 3.77 out of 5 (Points added because it’s big and boat-ish.)
See you tomorrow!
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