What’s your favorite type of Christmas cookie?
Don’t answer that. I’m too busy to listen to you talk on and on about Snickerdoodles and whatever the hell “Grandma’s Crispy Crackle-Kins” are.
Do you know Christmas is Sunday? That’s hours away! Do you know how much I need to do before Christmas? Gallons of things!
Let’s open today’s calendar door, pretend the item isn’t a total piece of cat crap and get on with it!
Today we get…
A Treasure Chest!
That’s great! I love it! It’s big and it opens! It’s everything you’d ever want out of a plastic treasure chest. I love it. Points to this day!
Jonas will stash his most prized possessions in it: The jeweled plate (which he heroically recovered) and, of course, the Bronze Ladle.
Sorry for rushing through this. I really do love today’s item. But I gots to go!
Day 21 Rating: 7 out of something. (Bye!)
See you tomorrow!
I make Power Pencils. You can buy them with money. I don’t want all of your money, just a little bit. Okay, I’m really going now. Have a great one!