I made a Sasquatch, and I don’t mean that as euphemism.

I participated in a Secret Santa Squatchmas — those who signed up online exchange Sasquatch-themed presents. My girlfriend did it last year and I was jealous, so she let me join the fun this year. I got a person’s name and some details about that person and then I send them Sasquatch gifts. I feel like I’m over-explaining this. You get it, right? Secret Squatchmas!

I always wanted to try and make a stuffed animal, so this was my chance. I had no idea what I was doing. I just turned on the sewing machine and he came out. He turned out a little…wonky. And yet he’s still perfect. I packed him up with some other Sasquatch goodies and sent him off to my lucky person who just received the packaged and loved it. Yay!

I haven’t received my Secret Squatchmas gift yet, but I’ll let you know what it is when it arrives.

Yesterday was disappointing. Let’s see what today’s item is…

A Skull Thing! (And another sword.)

The pieces fit together into some sort of evil death pole. The skull is fantastic! I wanted another pirate, I just thought the pirate would still be alive. Oh well.

Let’s name this guy Lucas “Dead Beard” Smith. Dead Beard was a ferocious pirate warlord who ruled the sea with violence and anger. And then he was killed by a manatee.

The pole doesn’t really fit into anything. Jonas Cannoncube attempted to stuff it into the hole in the background, but that doesn’t look right.

Maybe we’ll get something tomorrow to stick this death pole into.

Day 18 Rating: 3.1 out of 5 (Skulls are cool. Didn’t really need ANOTHER sword.)

Order Power Pencils today or else Christmas will be ruined! Deadline for Christmas orders is December 19th (Monday!). I only have two Jetpack Werewolf Ornaments left!