Pirates of olden times were blood-thirsty criminals, and yet they have become popular characters for children. Time has softened their danger. Will the children of 2150 be opening a Playmobil Terrorist Calendar?

Too much? That was too much, right? Let me walk that back.

Will the children of 2150 be opening a Playmobil Cyberbully Calendar?

Looking at the above picture, you can kind of tell what today’s item is. And, spoiler alert, it’s a mighty one.

Today we get…

A BIRD!

I love this. I love it, I love it, I love it.

It’s a seagull. It’s an angry, evil seagull named Hezekiah (Hezzy, for short).

He has come to conquer, and conquer he shall. And he can peck the ground!

Power Pencil customers who read the included instruction manuals know the evil of birds. (Did you know that each Power Pencil comes with an instruction manual filled with stories, rules and amazing words?!) There is even a pencil that controls the most evil of creatures…The Ostrich!

So I am aware of the vicious, mystic nature of birds. They have secret powers. They can read and melt minds. They’re all bad. (Except pterodactyls, most ducks and some chickens.)

Hezzy challenged Jonas to a fight.

Hezzy won.

He retreated to his Skull Cave to continue the study of the dark arts.

Day 7 Rating: 5 out of 5 (Because every story needs a devil.)

See you tomorrow!
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