The Washington Redskins are still called the Washington Redskins, but that will probably (and hopefully) change soon. What will they pick as the new name? Something bland, like the Washington Nationals? Something just as offensive, such as the Washington C-words? If Mr. NFL is smart, he’ll pick one of the following new team names:

100. The Other Eagles
99. Douglas
98. The Durmstrangs
97. The Spider Men
96. Deathzilla

95. Team Terrific
94. The Vats
93. The Washing Tons
92. The Dino-Bombs
91. USA Americas and the Freedom of Lincolns
90. Horses
89. Forces
88. Norses
87. Lizard Men
86. The Bats
85. Sex Dudes
84. The Footballers
83. G-g-g-ghosts!
82. The Beetles
81. Slammer Pogs
80. Noooooooo!
79. The Hounds
78. The Uninvited
77. The Rhinoz
76. The Washington Englands
75. Rude Dudes with Attitudes
74. The David Copperfields
73. They Whom Roam Undeterred
72. Gooey
71. DA BLAST-OFFZ!
70. Money Money Money
69. Pokemon
68. The Wheelbarrows of Trust
67. The D-Bags (but D stands for “dragon” so it’s a good thing and will be explained in the logo)
66. The Rabid Rabbits
65. Dunder Mifflins
64. Zincs
63. The Unicorns
62. The Omnicorns
61. The Alfs
60. The Nuh-uhs!
59. The Racists
58. The Cookies
57. Big Daddy Pandas
56. Grasshoppers
55. Grazzhopperz
54. The No One Cares That Much
53. The Rescue Rangers
52. The Walt Disney Laywers
51. The Goosebumps
50. Lemonade? Please!
49. Hamburger Helpers
48. The Hidden Octopuses
47. Jane Austens
46. The Muscle Clowns
45. The Masters of the Universe
44. The Wings of Desire
43. The Turtles
42. The Duckbumps
41. The Drops of Jupiter (In Her Hair)
40. The Shirts (The Skins)
39. The Lonely Walruses
38. The Shatter Quake of Rumble Town
37. The Doc Browns
36. Pigs…In…Spaaaaace!
35. The Icky Pickles
34. The Righteous Moose
33. The Shady Ducks
32. The Mighty Water Fowl
31. The Fighty Ducks
30. The Popcicles
29. Dr. Hogwash Wilde and the Fantabulous Football Fighters
28. G.O.A.L. (Great Offensive Army, Leroy)
27. The Trucks
26. The Arcade Fire
25. The Newsies
24. The Icebergs
23. The Fire-bergs
22. Roar Brigade
21. The Funky Bunch
20. The Forever Champions of Winning
19. The Buzzards
18. The Dan Bergsteins
17. Gridiron Gremlins
16. Hulk Hogan
15. The Forest of the Mind
14. The Death Elves
13. The Mermen
12. The Make Your Own Sunday Bar
11. The Babysitter Thugs
10. The Twitter
9. The Fantastic Eleven
8. The Sammiches
7. Sporto McGees
6. Cumberbatches
5. The Earthlings
4. Rumpelstiltskin
3. Visitors
2. The Deciduous
1. The Washington Guys