Name: Reverse Hulk

Powers: When aggravated, he becomes small, weak, and annoying. (Like most people. SNAP!) When calm, he’s really, really strong and awesome.

Weaknesses: He can easily be lulled back into a state of calm if you just tell him some stupid quote or platitude like, “Don’t sweat the small stuff, buddy.”

Origin: The Reverse Hulk is the result of too much gamma radiation mixed with Red Bull.

Rules: He hates paper cuts, traffic, and cranky online comments.

Description: He usually looks like a giant wrestler and always wears purple cutoffs because he thinks the ladies love his legs. When pissed off, he becomes tiny and green.

Last Seen: In New York fighting The Adequate Four (A superhero family made up of Visible Woman, Mr. Adequate–who has limited flexibility, The Human Person, and The Other Thing–who is just some guy with bad skin).