I own a Lego Werewolf. No big deal. It’s just a werewolf in Lego form. It’s pretty much the best thing, but I’m not bragging. I just want you to know that I own a Lego Werewolf and he is not part of the Lego Friends Advent Calendar.

I only mention this because I need to (illegally?) incorporate Lego Werewolf into this wintery scene in order to salvage some fun from the the truly terrible Lego Friends Advent Calendar.

Today’s item is just as wonderful as the other items I’ve received. You’ll notice there are no exclamation points in that previous sentence. That’s not a typo.

What did I get? Find out! (Or just go watch some YouTube videos of puppies, because that would be a better use of our time.)

It’s another Lego present.

This one, like the others, is addressed to the mysterious “Sassy” or “Florida” person. I hope Sassy Florida shows up tomorrow because her gifts are piling up and making Annie-Ann downright awful to be around.

But be warned: If you leave your present out too early, the Christmas Werewolf will attack. Werewolves love presents almost as much as they love appearing in criminally boring Young Adult fiction.

A wrapped present under the tree will attract werewolves more than the Baby Gap catalog. This is a fact.

The werewolf attacked with great ferocity, only to find that the present was just a bunch of Lego bricks stuck together.

Nintendo, Helicopter the dog, and the Cosmic Starfish then taught Werewolf the true meaning of Christmas, while Annie-Anne ran away.

Baby Robot Snowgirl is having too much fun with her Hover Ship to really notice what’s happening.

Day 23 Rating: 3.2 out of 10 (Points deducted because no one wanted this present. Not even Sassy Florida.)

See you tomorrow for the GRAND FINALE and the epic countdown of the best items of the month!