After careful consideration, I am giving yesterday’s Sausage Dog a 3.0. Sausage is sausage, and I should not worry about Cynthia. Whatever item Cynthia comes with, I will be appreciative. I’m ready to move on.

Today’s item had me saying, “Neat!” and then, after a little creative inspiration I said, “Oh! My! God!” Ladies and Gentlemen, I present what has been modified to become the greatest Lego prize in the entire calendar.

It’s a toy jet!

That’s fun, right? Sword Boy and Cat Girl would love to play with a toy jet that is as big as a child. Who wouldn’t?

Too bad Sword Boy and Cat Girl will NEVER get to play with the toy jet.

While worrying that Cynthia the Sausage Girl would not come with sausage, I made a short remark on Facebook yesterday pondering the possibility that Sausage Dog was merely Sausage Girl in werewolf form. One person added, “It’s not a werewolf because it doesn’t have a jetpack.”

Another Facebooker replied, “Maybe tomorrow’s item will be a jetpack, fingers crossed.”

Bless those crossed fingers. It took a little imagination and modification, but today’s item is indeed a jetpack…for a werewolf.

JETPACK WEREWOLF!

JETPACK WEREWOLF!

JETPACK WEREWOLF!

WEREWOLF JETPACK!

Look what I made!

JETPACK WEREWOLF!

To those who haven’t read my Twilight articles on SparkNotes, much has been written about my desire to see the werewolves wearing jetpacks. I love werewolves. I love jetpacks. Combine those two and you have a tangible heaven.

WEREWOLF JETPACK!

I still can’t believe it.

Now, what am I going to do with the fuselage of the toy jet? Let’s all try to forget that it looks like a Lego Penis. I know it’s hard (tee-hee), but we should be mature about this. (GIGGLE SNORT!)

I’m open to suggestions.

Day 9 Rating (As Is): 3.1 out of 4 (Points deducted because it doesn’t have missiles.)

Day 9 Rating (After Modification): 7.9 out of 4 (Points added because WEREWOLF JETPACK!)

I’m hoping tomorrow’s item is a Lego Antikythera Mechanism.