“Baby It’s Cold Outside” should be sung with the male and female roles reversed. Has anyone ever recorded such a version? Had I the resources, I would do it, and it would be an instant hit. I’m so novel!

I haven’t wrapped a single present yet, and there are still more gifts to buy. But that’s what Fridays are for, right?

I’ve come to terms with this year’s Lego Calendar. I know it can never be as wonderful as last year’s, and that’s OK. Getting upset over expectations is a poor use of energy. Life’s too short.

Whatever is in today’s box will be fine with me.

Screw you, Lego!

I don’t need another snowmobile, dammit! I didn’t even really need the first one!

What the hell?

Where’s my Naked Santa item! Where’s the item that will make me say, “Blurghhh!”

Fine. Whatever. Who cares.

It’s a snowmobile. It’s different because it’s white instead of orange.

Wow. Look at it go.

It’s time to turn this lemon into lemonade.

I’m going to sell this on eBay. Here’s the ad I made.

Can someone upload this onto the electronic Bay and sell it for me?

(I’m just kidding. I won’t sell it. It’s not that bad. I’m just cranky because…shut up!)

Day 22 Rating: 2.6 out of 4 (Points added because the more I think about, the more I kind of like it. But I can’t go back and rewrite this entire angry post.)