Tomorrow night I will be video live-blogging the classic holiday movie Die Hard over on Justin.TV as part of the SparkNotes Movie Club. This is the first time I’m trying a video live-blog. Stop by and watch me awkwardly play with my beard for two hours. The show starts at 8 p.m. (est) and you may want to show up a bit early so I can figure out some tech issues.

Today’s item fits in perfectly with the Die Hard event. It’s an item I never knew I wanted until it arrived.

It’s a…

Safe! A Lego Safe! With Lego Gold!

Wow. Color me impressed.

I’m not sure where a safe will fit in the outside world of Barbaria. Maybe it’s the police station’s safe. Or maybe it’s a wild safe, the kind that roamed the open country before man corrupted its soil.

Finally the crooks have something to steal besides presents and my time.

Now it’s up to the police to crack this case wide open. Go get ’em, boys!

Oh no. Guys! There’s been some sort of mistake!

While we can agree that Naked Shower Santa is unorthodox, that’s no reason to lock him away!

I sure hope tomorrow’s item is a Lego Lawyer to get Naked Shower Santa out of jail.

Stay strong, you wonderful nude man. Stay strong.

Day 19 Rating: 3.5 out of 4 (Points deducted because the safe is not a jetpack.)