Name: Man Who Fails to Recognize that Sports Fanaticism is Equivalent to Nerd Culture

Powers: Loud. Knows many names.

Weaknesses: Logic, imagination, lava, other teams, cheetahs.

Origin: This monster roams the countryside promoting his favorite teams and mocking nerds, not knowing that he, himself, is a big ol’ nerd. His nerd habits include:

Dressing up

Buying merchandise

Studying the mythology (or statistics)

Creating fan-fiction and predicting the various outcomes with friends

Being emotionally invested in the events of powerful warriors

Rules: When asked why, specifically, he supports a certain team, he will become enraged and will try to bite your face. This is a confusion reflex. There is no answer to that question.

Description: He cannot glow in the dark.

Last Seen: Falling asleep during the big game he anticipated all week.