Name: Hammerhead Pony

Powers: Razor sharp teeth, keen sense of direction, can manipulate calcium, good at head-butting, razor sharp intestines.

Weaknesses: Lava, children who eat bread crust, hammerhead bears.

Origin: The hammerhead pony is the terrible steed ridden by the devil himself. And when the devil’s not using it, the devil’s cousin Fran takes care of it. Fran doesn’t mind. She likes helping out.

Rules: The beast will devour any child who doesn’t eat bread crusts.

Description: Lousy singer.

Last seen: Walking out of Crazy, Stupid, Love and looking disappointed.