Name: The Tonsil-Less Horseman

Powers: He emerges from the fog to hunt his victims with his magical flaming pumpkin tonsil (which looks like a little pumpkin, but he swears it resembles an evil tonsil).

Weaknesses: Mockery, daylight, lava, swords, kicks to the shin.

Origin: The horseman had his tonsils ripped out by a cosmic space witch named Dr. Heather Kaufman.

Rules: His horse, Claire, drinks puppy blood.

Description: He is a caped phantom who does not have tonsils.

Last Seen: Buying a water noodle at a Target in Atlanta.