Name: The Pretz-Hell Snake

Powers: This tiny brown snake uses its unique camouflage to hide in bags of pretzels. The snake’s poisonous venom is strong enough to kill a chubby barber.

Weaknesses: Harpsichord music, daggers, witchcraft, vegetable dip, lava, heavy books.

Origin: The snakes were created after a little kid made a stupid wish at a Zoltar fortune-teller machine.

Rules: Don’t eat them. They hate that.

Description: The “salt” particles are actually eggs, and they are delicious.