Name: The Tri-Clops

Powers: He has three eyes, or so he says. He might be lying about that. He tends to lie. He also claims to have met Will Smith at a Starbucks and now Will Smith is one of his Words with Friends contacts, but when you ask him to prove it, he gets weird and flips out.

Weaknesses: Questioning. Lava. Horse kicks.

Origin: According to him: He was born inside the eye of a hurricane on Friday the 13th. According to his mom Debbie: He came from South Carolina where he didn’t have many friends.

Rules: Don’t ask him about his third eye. He’ll flip out.

Description: He’s a tall guy who flips out all the time. Seems to have just two eyes. Sometimes hangs around with “Invisible” Kyle with whom he is forming an evil organization called “Team Ultra Skull” or “Team Spider” or “Skull Blood Lords of Murder Death.”