Name: Fire Jerks

Powers: They can extend an organic, bio-luminescent stalk from their head which looks and sounds like a firework. It even shoots out sparks. Humans are distracted by this faux-firework as the monster attacks. The monster eats the victim’s legs first to prolong the agony and because brains are considered dessert in their culture.

Weaknesses: Daylight, lava, pitchforks, regular forks, winter, cannonballs (the dive), cannonballs (the metal spheres).

Origin: They were created by scientists trying to brew synthetic milk.

Rules: They can’t talk, but they can sing.

Description: They still collect Beanie Babies.

Happy Fourth of July!