Name: Trees

Powers: All trees are psychic demons that can do unspeakable acts of brutality on humans. They are waiting to attack. The Wooden War will begin at any moment. Any…moment…

Weaknesses: Even when chopped down, the power of the tree still dwells deep inside the wood. Anything made of wood is evil and deadly. Lava is the only way to truly destroy a tree.

Origin: Trees are the Devil’s fingers.

Rules: It’s too late for this planet. To the future generations who find this message and are living on the Moon: Do not plant trees! Repeat: Do not plant trees! Save yourselves!

Description: They taste like wood.