Name: The Three-Headed Foot

Real Names: Molly, Gus, and Mr. Shovel. (Mr. Shovel wears glasses, of course.)

Powers: Molly and Gus are cool, but Mr. Shovel can murder you. Don’t ask how he does it. You won’t like the answer.

Weaknesses: They have difficulty climbing spiral staircases. Molly hates loud noises. Gus isn’t a fan of cows. Mr. Shovel isn’t very good at crossword puzzles. Mr. Shovel and Molly are allergic to lava.

Origin: This is what happens when you don’t eat enough corn.

Rules: Molly isn’t allowed to watch R-rated movies.

Description: Three heads attached to one rather large foot. It is naked, but not in a fun way.