Name: The Hawkodile

Powers: Strong bite. Shrewd Monopoly player.

Weaknesses: Lava. Powerful robots. Long lines. Deforestation.

Origin: The Hawkodile is the result of an accident involving a zoo, a glue truck, and a little boy’s birthday wish.

Rules: The Hawkodile attacks those who tag him in Facebook photos without his authorization.

Description: Part crocodile. Mostly hawk.