Name: The Ghost of William Shakespeare

Powers: He can scare you.

Weaknesses: Physics.

Origin: Because gravity has no effect on ghosts, the ghost of William Shakespeare did not rotate along with the planet Earth and he was left to hover in the cold vastness of space as the planet slowly moved onward.

Rules: He could have floated in sync with the rotation of the Earth, but after 17 minutes of that, he got tired and gave up.

Description: It’s tough to tell him apart from the billions and billions of other ghosts littering the cosmos. He does wear goofy collars, though.