The Friends Lego Advent Calendar is a lot like the Twilight series; at first it’s just disappointing, and then it gets worse and worse until you reach a point where you say, “That’s as bad as it can get.” And then men date babies and you give up.

Today’s item is the Renesmee of Lego items.

It isn’t even worthy of this lengthy intro. Judging by it’s size and weight, the item should only be reviewed via the second half of a haiku. But I’ve already written this much and the delete button is too far away. So these words stay. As does this one: Parachute!

Anyway, what lived behind door #19?

A purse!

Yep, it’s a purse.

Here is how it looks in Annie-Ann’s hand.

And here’s how it looks after I lit in on fire.

And here’s how it looks back on Annie-Ann.

And now my house smells dizzy.

Day 19 Rating: Tangerine Marbles out of Slippy Hummy